Some people complain about all the added airport security checks these days. But do you know who loves going through an airport? Me. I just really like being vindicated."Do you have any bombs are firearms in your luggage?"
"No"
"Well, we'll see about that. And walk through that metal detector while your potential bomb bearing carry-on goes through this machine"
Moments later...
"Here you go sir. Your story checks out. You are free to move about the terminal."
Vindicated, sucka!
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